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The fifth episode of season 2. Enjoy!

ScriptEdit

  • Rack: Bye NH! I'm going to the dirt convention! I'll be back in a few days! US will babysit you in the meantime!
  • (Rack leaves.)
  • NH: Perfect! Now that the human is gone and our babysitter is occupied.....
  • (Cut to US looking at herself in a mirror.)
  • US: Why do you keep looking at me?
  • (There's no response.)
  • US: Stop copying me!
  • (Again, there's no response.)
  • US: That's it! Go away, stalker!
  • (US punches the mirror; it breaks.)
  • US: I showed him.
  • (Cut back to NH.)
  • NH: I can finally unveil my............latest invention!
  • (Rig wakes up.)
  • Rig: Manure pie please!
  • NH: Rig! Where you even listening?!
  • Rig: Sorry NH, but I already told you, when you talk like that, you make me sleepy...........
  • NH: Fine. Long story short, I'm tired of being a string bean (turns into goo, then turns into normal), I could not possibly rule the world in my current state, so that's where my latest invention comes in! With one click of the button, I shall be muscular, powerful and unstoppable! (NH appears with moving pecs, muscles and a six pack, posing, then returning to normal.)
  • Rig:............So how can I get toasty powers?!
  • NH: Aw, I miss those.
  • (NH looks at "Super Wolf" costume.)
  • NH: Wait, Rig, don't press the button!
  • Rig: Okie dokie! I'll just get some garbage to eat!
  • (Rig leaves.)
  • NH: Fine by me. Now, time to destroy this pitiful town and City Hall and I'll be mayor!
  • (NH presses the button. Nothing happens.)
  • NH: Come on you hunk of junk! I made you, and this is the thanks I get?!
  • (NH keeps constantly pressing it, angrily, and still, nothing happens.)
  • NH: Well that's just great!
  • Rig: I'm back! There was some weird stuff in there like cheese, but I found manure! Ooh, what does that button do?
  • NH: No Rig! Don't press it!
  • (Rig presses it.)
  • Rig: Kinda too late for that, don't you think?
  • NH: Well, the joke's on you, 'cause it doesn't work!
  • (The machine zaps Rig, making her muscular and tall.)
  • Rig: Wow, I sure had a growth spurt!
  • NH: Of course. Wait, If it works now, that means I can use it too!
  • Rig: Uh oh, I feel heavy.
  • (She falls on the machine, crushing it to pieces.)
  • Rig: Oopsie daisy!
  • NH: Ugh......... wait! I can use her to destroy the town and City Hall for me! This is deliciously perfect!
  • Rig: Does it involve pie?
  • NH: Let's just go.
  • Rig: Okie dokie!
  • (Rig gets up, breaking Rack's house. Rig grabs NH by her hand and keeps hurting him accidentally while she skips.)
  • NH: (dazed): I think I lost my spleen.
  • Rig: Ooh, I love those! They're so chewy and gooey!
  • (Rig sees a store labeled "Petey Pete Peter's Pies".)
  • Rig: PIE!
  • NH: No, Rig! You need to destroy the entire town, not get pie!
  • Rig: Well, I need my manure first so I can have the energy to destroy the townsy.
  • NH: Ugh, fine!
  • (Rig "gets" inside the store (by destroying it).)
  • Rig: Hi, I'd like some manure pie!
  • Cashier: You can have all the pie you want, just don't eat me!
  • (The Cashier runs away.)
  • Rig: Gee, I wonder what his problem was........... oh well.
  • (Rig grabs all the pies and eats them like there's no tomorrow.)
  • Rig: Wow, I could never eat this much pie! Thanks "muskles"!
  • NH: "Muskles"? It's "muscles", Rig.
  • Rig: Nooooooooo, it's "muskles".
  • NH: How? It's pronounced "mus-les".
  • Rig: No, "mus-kles".
  • NH: Rig! It's "mus-cles"!
  • Rig: Nooooooooooo........... you see, there's "M-U-S", meaning "Mus", right? So, then we have "C-L-E-S", meaning "Kles". So, it's "muskles". There's a C in there, and you gotta pronounce it.
  • NH: Ugh, no! "M-U-S-C-L-E-S"! "Mus-cles"! That is the correct version!
  • Rig: Oooh, are we in a spelling bee now? I'll spell antidisestablishmentarianism! "Q-R-0, B-5-L, N-100-3, RIG-SQUIRRELY-PIE!"
  • NH: Ugh, forget it. Let's just destroy the town.
  • Rig: PIZZA!
  • (Rig sees a store labeled "Petey Pete Peter's Pizzeria.)
  • NH: But Rig, you just at-.
  • Rig: PIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA!
  • (Rig "gets" inside the store.)
  • Rig: Hi, I'd like pizza with manure and piggies on it!
  • Cashier: Get anything you want, just don't hurt me!
  • (The Cashier runs away.)
  • Rig: Gee, that guy seemed familiar........ oh well.
  • (Rig eats all the pizza.)
  • Rig: Mmm............
  • NH: Cam we get back to our- well, my life already and do the mission?
  • Rig: Wait, I missed on something?
  • NH: Just destroy the city.
  • Rig: Okie dokie arty chokey!
  • NH: Ew, I hate that food. Anyway, let's contin-.
  • Rig: PIGGIES!
  • (Rig sees a store labeled Petey Pete Peter's Piggies.)
  • NH: You have got to be kiddin-.
  • Rig: PIGGGGGGGGGGIES!
  • (Rig "gets" inside the store.)
  • Rig: Herro! I'd like some piggies, and more piggies, and more piggies, and more piggies, and so many piggies that I'll explode!
  • Cashier: Just take them all!
  • (The Cashier runs away.)
  • Cashier: Why do I own three stores with similar names, anyway?
  • (Cut back to Rig and NH.)
  • NH: Can we just get this over with?!
  • Rig: Okie dokie!
  • (A montage plays of Rig (accidentally) destroying buildings.)
  • Rig: This is fun!
  • NH: Yes! YES! My plan is coming to fruition! All you have to do is destroy City Hall!
  • Rig: Aw, why?
  • NH: Because the mayor is our enemy!
  • Rig: But.............but...but.......... I like US!
  • NH: I don't care! Just destroy it already!
  • Rig: Poor US.......... Huh, I feel funny............
  • (Rig starts getting smaller, eventually going back to the way she was.)
  • Rig: (Huge burp): Excuse me.
  • NH: (sarcastic): Of course, didn't see that coming.
  • US: (running, realizing almost the whole town is destroyed): Whoa. Cool!
  • (US keeps running.)
  • (Cut to Rack.)
  • Rack: Oh NH! I'm home! I got som-.
  • (Rack realizes his house, half-way broken. It then perishes entirely.)
  • (Rack says nothing, with a shocked wide-eyed expression.)
  • (Cut back to NH and US.)
  • NH: Well that was a pointless episode.
  • Rig: Yep, but it was still fun having "muskles"!
  • NH: Rig, "mus-cles".
  • Rig: NH, "mus-kles".
  • NH: (reading script, unenthusiastically): Okay Rig, you're right.
  • THE END..........?
  • (The credits roll.)
  • NH: I'm glad that's over!
  • US: I know, right? I only got a few lines!
  • Rig: I don't know guys, I thought it was a great episode!
  • NH: You think any episode that has you in it is great!
  • Rig: What can I say? They're great!
  • Rack: I'm getting tired of this show. I stopped caring after......what was the episode where we learned why I do stuff for US again?
  • US: Does it matter? It's a good thing we get paid a lot of money!
  • Rack: (reading credits): "Written by: Rackliffelikespurple and New Heathera." Alright, who's ghostwritin'? I wrote none of this!
  • NH: I would never write any of this dreck.
  • US: Yeah, right. You two always write these awful episodes. You're just embarrassed to admit it.
  • NH: (reading credits): "Thanks: To New Heathera, Utter solitude and Rigbybestie1510 for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters." Yeah, I'm thankful that these episodes are short!
  • Rack: How come I'm not thanked?
  • US: Because you're a horrible actor. Besides, you actually want to be put in there?
  • Rig: Guys, I think we're being a little too harsh.
  • NH: Whose bright idea was it to introduce this imbecile anyway?
  • US: Yours, genius.
  • NH: Oh, so you wanna mess with me?! Because that can be arranged!
  • Rack: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
  • (US and NH are about to fight each other. The credits stop. People watching the show have shocked expressions.)
  • Cameraman: Uh, guys, you're still on the air.
  • US: Oh, now you tell us! Uh, I mean, we were only kidding, right guys?
  • Rack: Uh, yeah! That was just to make the credits more interesting!
  • NH: Whatever you say.
  • Rig: Yeah! You know how funny we are, peoples!
  • US: Hold on, I'm gonna teach a certain someone a lesson.
  • (US pounds fist together and the camera breaks, showing static.)
  • THE TRUE END.

CreditsEdit

StarringEdit

WritingEdit

ThanksEdit

To New Heathera, Utter solitude and Rigbybestie1510 for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters.

OtherEdit

I like this one. I hope y'all liked the "ending".

Thanks for reading! :D

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