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This is the transcript for the episode "NH Rules All".

ScriptEdit

  • (NH is sitting in a chair wearing a red robe, wearing reading glasses, holding a newspaper in his hands and has a pipe in his mouth that blows bubbles.)
  • NH: Ah, time to read the obituary section.
  • (Rack comes in with a camera.)
  • Rack: Aw! Look at cute little NH! He has a little robe, holding a little newspaper and has a little pipe in his mouth! So adorable!
  • NH: You are next on my list.
  • Rack: What?
  • NH: Can you please leave me be?! I'm trying to enjoy deaths here!
  • Rack: Well, someone's grouchy today!
  • NH: (mumbling): I'll show you what grouchy means.
  • Rack: Well someone's not getting dessert tonight!
  • NH: Good. Your cooking is always awful anyway.
  • Rack: I cannot believe what I am hearing!
  • NH: Just go sulk in your pillow already.
  • (Rack runs away to go sulk in his pillow.)
  • NH: (Yawns): Arguing with simpletons has made me quite tired. Perhaps some rest could help.
  • (NH falls asleep and is in a dream.)
  • NH: Hm..................it appears I am in a dream.
  • (A human with worn out and tattered clothes with a chain on his neck comes to NH moving on the ground with his arms and legs.)
  • NH: Um.......... do I know you?
  • Human: No, but I know you, master.
  • NH: Master?
  • Human: Yes, master. You are the ruler of the whole wide world.
  • NH: (Evilly smiles): Mission accomplished. Now, shoo, shoo!
  • Human: A thousand pardons, master. I shall shoo away now.
  • (Human goes away.)
  • (NH bumps into another human.)
  • Human #2: Oh my! I am terribly sorry! A thousand pardons, master!
  • NH: It's fine.
  • Human #2: I cannot thank you enough for sparing my soul, master. May I kiss your feet in gratitude?
  • NH: Um, okay, I guess.
  • (Human kneels and kisses each toe.)
  • NH: Oh, and while you're at it, how about massaging them?
  • Human #2: Your wish is my command, master.
  • (Human then massages them.)
  • NH: Ah....... that's the spot. This is the life.
  • (NH's stomach growls.)
  • NH: Hm.................I feel rather famished. I would like some food.
  • Human #2: What kind, master?
  • NH: Hm............well, cake, chocolate, pizza, cheese, popcorn, crackers........
  • (Later.)
  • NH: (continuing): ...............And a drink. Is that too much?
  • Human #2: Not at all, master. But, I myself cannot carry so much food. Perhaps I could use some assistance?
  • NH: Good idea. Give me a megaphone, please.
  • Human #2: Yes, master.
  • (Gives NH the megaphone.)
  • NH: (On megaphone): Attention! The ruler of the world, I, NH, demand everyone in the city to be my servants!
  • (All humans nod their heads.)
  • Humans: We are here to obey you, master.
  • NH: Excellent. That is all. (Turns megaphone off.)
  • (Cut to all humans with tattered clothing and chains on their necks.)
  • NH: That was a delicious meal. Now carry me. I have another important announcement.
  • Humans: Yes, master.
  • NH: (Claps hands): Stop.
  • Humans: Yes, master.
  • NH: Megaphone.
  • (Human gives him megaphone.)
  • (Cut to NH being shown on someone's television.)
  • NH: Hello simpletons. It is I, NH, the ruler and best ruler of the world. I am here to make a big announcement. You see, I have been thinking, and have made a decision. From this moment on, the world will be known as: New Heathera. Bow down to me! Your ruler of New Heathera! (Laughs manically.) Well bye. (TV goes static.)
  • ??????: Was that? Yes! It was! I need to kill him!
  • (Later.)
  • (NH is being carried by his servants, while a mysterious person is hiding in the bushes.)
  • NH: Squirrel?!
  • Human: Do you want us to to kill it, master?
  • NH: Never mind. Must've been my extraordinary mind playing tricks on me.
  • (Mysterious person jumps out of nowhere and jumps on NH.)
  • NH: Who are.............human?
  • ?????: NH! It's me, Rack! Hope you're proud of yourself! Killing US and making me an amputee!
  • NH: I did?
  • Rack: You bet you did! How do you treat people like this?! No one should be treated like this except you!
  • NH: Silence! I don't remember any of this!
  • Rack: Oh quit it already with the dumb act! You know very well what you did! You're a cruel wolf, NH.
  • NH: Lies! Lies! Lies I tell you! Silence you!
  • Rack: No, you don't have the right to talk.
  • NH: Silence you! I do not like this conversation!
  • Rack: Well too bad. Just remember: You're a murderer and horrible wolf. Goodbye.
  • (Rack leaves.)
  • Humans: Master, is this true?
  • NH: No! He was lying with his lies!
  • (Humans huddle up and talk quietly.)
  • Humans: We are convinced you did it. Now, we must kill you, master.
  • NH: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • (NH wakes up.)
  • NH: Oh my. What a beautiful and awful dream. (Shrugs.)
  • (NH goes back to sleep.)
  • (THE END.)

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