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The thirteenth episode of the series. Enjoy!

ScriptEdit

  • (NH and Rig are walking in The Park.)
  • Rig: NH, let's play with the squirrelies!
  • NH: (evilly smiles): Okay.
  • (NH grabs out slingshot and hits the squirrels with acorns. Suddenly, a pink wolf comes by where the squirrels are and accidentally shoots the wolf.)
  • NH: Whoa, that's one big squirrel! Mm, it will be perfect to eat!
  • Rig: Wait, eat?
  • (NH and Rig go down and see the "big squirrel" is actually a pink wolf.)
  • NH: Wait a minute. It's a....... wolf.
  • ?????: (waking up): Ugh, why you no good-.
  • (NH suddenly has hearts around him and his heart thumps exaggeratedly.)
  • ?????: -And I have never been so humiliated in all my-. (Notices NH's heart thumping) Hm.......... you know....... you're cute.
  • NH: Well, I am quite a handsome lone wolf, aren't I?
  • ?????: Well pumpkin, perhaps you could drop the lone part?
  • NH: Sure...........
  • ?????: The name's Kait. Don't wear it out. What's yours?
  • NH: (Speaks gibberish)
  • Kait: A bit tongue-tied there, hon?
  • (Shows NH's tongue literally tied.)
  • Kait: Let me fix that.
  • (Fixes his tongue.)
  • Kait: How about we hang out a while?
  • NH: YES YES YES YES YES LET'S- Uh, I mean, why not?
  • Rig: Gross! This love stuff makes me wanna pootie! Good thing I have you, tire. (Hugs tire)
  • (Later.)
  • (NH is home.)
  • Rack: Do you know what time it is?!
  • NH: The time of love?
  • Rack: No. It is 12 AM! You were suppose to come home at 10!
  • NH: I am my own person! I'll come home when I want!
  • Rack: Bad doggie! No back sass! Go to your web. Now!
  • (NH goes to his web.)
  • NH: (on web): That human. Ruining my life every day. You know what? I should leave him. That's it! I will love with my darling the rest of my life and never see the human again! Muhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha!
  • Rack: (voice only): Keep it down!
  • NH: (quietly): Muhahahhahah.
  • (Later.)
  • NH: Kait, I have something to tell you.
  • Kait: What is it pumpkin?
  • NH: Perhaps we could be boyfriend and girlfriend?
  • Kait: Sure.
  • (NH jumps around everywhere.)
  • Kait: Well, I have to go. Later, boyfriend.
  • NH: Perfect. Now, to leave the human forever.
  • (Later.)
  • Rig: I'm hungry. Hm. Excuse me, while I eat this tire. (Eats tire) Mmmm..... rubbery and chewy.
  • (NH is holding his robe, glasses, pipe, newspaper and web in his hands.)
  • Rack: You're leaving me?!
  • NH: Yerp.
  • Rack: What did I do wrong?! Did I feed you too much kibble?! How can you do this to me?!
  • NH: Well, that has a part of it, but, mainly, you are very annoying and oblivious and frankly I just hate humans. And if I hurt your feelings, too bad. The sweet love bug has bitten me (Shows bug biting NH's leg) and Cupid's arrow has as well. (Shows an arrow on NH's butt)
  • Rack: I can change!
  • NH: I doubt it. I just don't need you anymore. In fact, when did I ever need you in the first place?
  • Rack: Don't leave me!
  • NH: I would say goodbye, but that would show me being sincere and also show I care, so I'm not going too. See you never human! Hahahahhahahah! (Leaves.)
  • (Rack cries.)
  • (NH comes back in.)
  • Rack: Doggie! You came back to me!
  • NH: Nope, forgot Rig.
  • (NH grabs Rig.)
  • Rig: I like being carried.
  • (NH leaves again.)
  • (Rack resumes crying.)
  • (Cut to NH and Rig.)
  • Rig: Where are we goin'? Are we gettin' pizza ad piggies? I could really use some right now.
  • NH: No, Rig. We're going to live with the beautiful and my love, Kait.
  • Rig: I thought you said there was no such thing as love.
  • NH: Well it appears I have been proven wrong.
  • Kait: Hey there pumpkin. So where's our bed?
  • NH: Right here, darling.
  • Kait: That's our bed? A spider web?
  • NH: Yerp. All wolves sleep with webs. Don't you know?
  • Kait: (sigh): I guess I can live with it.
  • (Cut to Rack. There are used tissues everywhere in his house.)
  • (Looking at picture of him and NH young licking in his chin.)
  • (Rack cries.)
  • Rack: Maybe I should hang with US a bit to get my mind off of-. NH! (Cries again)
  • (Cut to US in her office.)
  • Dep. Mayor: Miss US.........
  • US: I'm a man.
  • Dep. Mayor: Then why do you have a gown in your closet?
  • US: Because real men wear gowns. Don't you know?
  • Dep. Mayor: Well anyway......... Rack wants to see you.
  • US: You mean Raclk? Send him in.
  • (Rack comes in.)
  • US: Hey Raclk. I haven't seen you in days. Are you alright?
  • Rack: No. I feel terrible.
  • US: What's wrong, Raclk?
  • Rack: It's Rack, and NH...........left me. (Cries)
  • US: WHAT?! WHY?!
  • Rack: Because he thinks I'm annoying, oblivious and because he found somebody.
  • US: You are those things.
  • (Rack cries even more.)
  • US: Okay, okay! I take it back!
  • Rack: Anyway, the main reason was because he fell in love with this other wolf.
  • US: Love is for children.
  • Rack: I miss him so much! (Blows nose)
  • US: Look, Raclk. If you're gonna keep crying all day, I can help.
  • Rack: (Sniffling): Really?
  • US: Yep. I could spy on them and tell you what they're doing. Of course, you gotta give me the dough if I'm gonna do that.
  • (Rack gives US dough.)
  • US: Not literally! You know, like, the green.
  • (Rack gives US a dollar.)
  • US: Not that kind of green! And 1 buck?! What am I, cheap?!
  • (Rack gives US a lamp.)
  • US: Raclk, why pick a predictable choice?!
  • Rack: Well, all I have left is this "BaconPop" NH loved so much. (Cries)
  • US: Bacon...... and popcorn............ together?! GIMME!
  • (US quickly steals the BaconPop from Rack.)
  • US: I'll do it! See ya later!
  • (US leaves.)
  • (Later. US is spying on NH and Kait.)
  • NH: How are you, my reason for living?
  • Kait: Why I am just fine, my evil little cutie.
  • US: Blegh, all this lovey dovey talk makes me wanna barf!
  • Kait: Excuse me sweetheart, I need to powder up.
  • NH: Alright darling.
  • (US follows Kait.)
  • Kait: What a fool! He actually thinks I love him! That shade of fur is ugly and he's so dumb! Good thing I get whatever I want from him though.
  • US: Whoa! She's just using him! Should I tell NY, or eat a sammich? Sammich.
  • (US eats sammich.)
  • (A montage plays of Kait making NH do ridiculous things for her.)
  • (Cut to later. US and Rack are in US's office.)
  • Rack: Well, what did they do?
  • US: Meh, boring lovey dovey stuff.
  • Rack: (Sigh): If only I still had NH.............
  • (Cut to NH and Kait.)
  • Kait: Excuse me pumpkin, I need to freshen up.
  • NH: She sure does that a lot. Hm.
  • (NH follows her and overhears her.)
  • Kait: (Voice only): What an idiot! Risking his life just to get me something? Hilarious. What a dullard, ignoramus, dummy and stupid wolf!
  • (NH is very angry, and goes away temporarily.)
  • NH: Hey Kait.
  • Kait: Yes dear?
  • NH: Prepare to be destroyed by the almighty failure and almighty power of and the almighty Fail Brick!
  • (Fail Brick goes inside and runs Kait over.)
  • NH: Who's the dullard, ignoramus, dummy and stupid wolf now?
  • Rig: Yay, the real NH is back! (Hugs)
  • NH: Yerp, and better than ever.
  • Rig: Can I eat Fail Brick?
  • NH: NO.
  • Rig: Aw, come on. Just one bite?
  • NH: There shall be no eating or biting of the almighty Fail Brick!
  • Rig: Fine! Can we at least get pizza and piggies?
  • NH: Yerp.
  • (NH and Rig walk to Rack's house.)
  • (Rack sighs.)
  • (Doorbell is heard being rung. US gets to the door.)
  • US: Oh, just a gray and brown dog. Totes not NH and Rig.
  • (Rack immediately jumps out of his chair and opens the door.)
  • Rack: NH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hugs NH)
  • NH: Blegh! Let go of me human!
  • Rig: We got some pizza and piggies!
  • US: That's my Riiiiiiiiiig. Now, everyone, shut up, and watch me eat BaconPop.
  • (Everyone watches her eat BaconPop.)
  • THE END.

CreditsEdit

StarringEdit

WritingEdit

ThanksEdit

To New Heathera, Utter solitude, Rigbybestie1510 and Kaitlyn Dunlap for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters.

InspirationsEdit

300px <------------ Thanks to Utter solitude for uploading that pic and inspiring a part of the ep.

OtherEdit

I liked this one, but I'm REALLY excited for the next two coming up!

Thanks for reading! :D

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