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This is the transcript for "The Mystery of the Lost Cake".

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  • (Rack and NH are in their house in the kitchen eating.)
  • Rack: How are you today, NH?
  • NH: Feeling evil.
  • Rack: Oh, I like feeling happy.
  • (The phone is ringing.)
  • US: (Voice only): Raclk, NH, get in my office this second!
  • (The two walk into her office.)
  • NH: Um, why did you call us?
  • US: The worst thing in history happened! I was about to eat my cake, and then it just disappeared!
  • NH: Are you sure you didn't eat it?
  • US: I was about to but then it just disappeared!
  • NH: And you called us because?
  • US: Because I need to get my cake! Find it for me!
  • NH: Why can't you get it yourself?
  • US: Can't, too pregnant.
  • NH: We're not doing this.
  • US: Oh, so you don't want pens?!
  • Rack: Come on, NH. Pens are itter. We are running low on pens.
  • NH: (thinking): Why must humans be so stupid? (talking): Alright, fine.
  • US: That's more like it! Bring it back to me as soon as possible! I'll be waiting!
  • (The two leave to find her cake.)
  • US: Now where was I? Oh yeah! (Goes in closet.) No one will find me here.
  • (Cut to the two venturing in the woods.)
  • NH: So remind me again why we're doing this?
  • Rack: For pens.
  • NH: So you're telling me we are trying to find the mayor's lost cake just for pens?
  • Rack: Yep.
  • NH: You're so lucky you own me right now. Just wait until I own you and all other humans.
  • Rack: What? Sorry, I was looking at the ground.
  • NH: Nothing, nothing. It's not important.
  • Rack: Oh alright.
  • NH: (thinking): What the human doesn't know won't hurt him.
  • (Moving is heard in the bushes.)
  • Rack: Huh! That could be the cake thief! Sick 'em!
  • NH: Excuse me, but I'm my own person thank you. Why don't you "sick 'em"?
  • Rack: Well, you're the wolf, get him!
  • NH: So just because I'm a wolf, I have to automatically get him?
  • Rack: Just get him!
  • NH: No.
  • Rack: Why not?!
  • NH: Because I don't want to.
  • (A squirrel comes out of the bush.)
  • NH: Squirrel?! Come back here! I want to eat you!
  • (NH follows squirrel.)
  • (Later.)
  • NH: Mm, that was good squirrel stew.
  • Rack: Okay...........well let's keep going.
  • (Later.)
  • NH: I'm getting hungry. Do you have any food?
  • Rack: Nope.
  • NH: So you're telling me you didn't bring a food supply?
  • Rack: I thought we'd find the thief by now.
  • NH: Remind me again why an idiot like you owns a genius like I?
  • Rack: I'm not an idiot! You are!
  • NH: (sarcastic): Good come back. This further proves human's intelligence is far worse then wolves.
  • Rack: Nu uh!
  • NH: Only a moron makes a come back like that.
  • Rack: I'm not a moron.
  • NH: Prove it.
  • (The two attack each other.)
  • (A hidden person is moving around in the dark.)
  • (They stop fighting. They have bruises on each other.)
  • NH: Hm? What was that?
  • ??????: Your worst nightmare.
  • (The hidden person comes out and is revealed to be a pony.)
  • ??????: I am FFF! I am the cake thief!
  • Rack: Why did you steal the mayor's cake?!
  • FFF: Because I was...............hungry!
  • Rack: Well give us that cake!
  • FFF: Oh, you want this cake? You're gonna have to get it yourself.
  • NH: I could eat her, but I don't like ponies. Too girly for me.
  • FFF: Too girly?! You're going down!
  • NH: Make me.
  • (FFF charges but NH punches her to the tree.)
  • FFF: Ow! Alright! Alright! Here's your cake. I'm not even hungy anymore anyway.
  • (Rack gets cake.)
  • FFF: You may have won this time, but I'll get you again someday!
  • (FFF goes away.)
  • NH: Too easy. Now, can we please go? I'm tired and hungry.
  • Rack: Yep.
  • (NH looks at the cake with a hungry face.)
  • (They go to her office.)
  • US: Raclk, NH Did you get my cake?!
  • Rack: Yep, here it is!
  • (Looks in backpack and finds nothing.)
  • (NH is heard burping.)
  • NH: Mm. That was good.
  • Rack: NH! Did you eat the cake?!
  • NH: Sorry! I can't help my hunger!
  • US: That's okay! I had another cake the whole time!
  • Rack: (eye twitching): You-you had another cake the whole time?
  • US: Yep.
  • NH: So you're telling me we spent hours searching for a cake and also beating each other up and beating a pony when you had another cake all along?
  • US: Yep. It isn't chocolate though.
  • Rack: Well...........at least we'll get some pens.
  • US: Oh, those things? I just burned them hours ago.
  • (Flashback: US is throwing pens in a fire.)
  • US: That's what you get for putting ink on me!
  • (Flashback ends.)
  • US: Isn't that funny guys?
  • (The two leave angered that all of their work was for nothing.)
  • US: Guys?
  • THE END.

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