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This is the season 1 finale of Show, and the first episode written by myself. Enjoy!

ScriptEdit

  • (Episode begins with Rack, US, NH, and Rig on an airplane. NH is forcing Rack to stare out the window.)
  • NH: Look at it!
  • Rack: No! I’m afraid of heights!
  • NH: Look at it!
  • US: NH, stop annoying Raclk. I’m trying to sit and stare at the chair in front of me, but you keep distracting me.
  • NH: But it’s fun!
  • (A stewardess walks up.)
  • Stewardess: Sir, please control your dog, or else we’ll have to have him wait outside.
  • Rack: Outside? But we’re on a plane.
  • Stewardess: Please don’t question our logic. Have a nice flight.
  • (The Stewardess leaves.)
  • NH: Why are we on a plane again?
  • US: Because the town ran out of bacon popcorn and the nearest place to get it is in Denver.
  • (Rig interrupts.)
  • Rig: My ears keep popping!
  • (Pink bubble gum bubbles pop out of Rig’s ears.)
  • NH: I’m going to pretend that didn’t happen.
  • Rack: So… any stories to pass the time?
  • Rig: OOOO OOOO OOOO, I know! I was going to tell how NH and I met 2 weeks ago but I got interrupted!
  • US: Yeah, how did you meet? With Rack too.
  • Rack: I never told you?
  • Rig: I’ll tell the story! Once upon a time…
  • NH: No, if anyone’s telling the story, it’s me. It all began a long time ago, deep in the forest…
  • (Flashback to a bunch of wolf puppies playing in the forest.)
  • Wolf 1: Let’s play run on all fours! Last one to that tree over there is a dog!
  • (The wolves run.)
  • NH: Wait, I want to play too!
  • (NH is revealed to be a lot smaller than the rest despite being the same age.)
  • Wolf 1: Yeah right. You’re too small to play, runt!
  • NH: I am not a runt! I just grow differently!
  • Wolves (all): Runt of the litter! Runt of the litter!
  • NH: It’s hereditary! I’ll show you all! Just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t do anything! I’ll rule you all!
  • (They all laugh.)
  • NH: Shut up!
  • (NH runs away and pouts to himself as he walks alone.)
  • NH: Stupid bigger wolves. They can’t do anything. I’ll show them! I’ll become an evil genius and enslave the world!... or at least become mayor of that human town over there.
  • (NH walks into the town.)
  • NH: yeah, and I’ll wage ware against the squirrels, and ban baths, and build a statue of myself!
  • (A human walks up to him.)
  • Human: Hey little guy! What are you doing here? I know the perfect place for you.
  • (The human picks up NH.)
  • NH: Let me down!
  • (Later. NH gets put into a pen with a bunch of dog puppies.)
  • NH: It’s incredibly smelly here. Let me out!
  • Rig: Hewwo!
  • NH: Who are you?
  • (Rig starts talking really fast.)
  • Rig: I’m Rig! I was at this big place that was painted red with a bunch of funny looking animals! There was a pig and a cow and a duck and some weird animal called Murray! I thought the pig was bacon so I bit him and now I’m here cuz they said I was too crazy!
  • NH: I can imagine.
  • Rig: Do you like pie? I like pie! I like apple pie, but only the green apples! And I like tire pie, and strawberry pie and Rig pie! That’s me! I like to dress up as pie sometimes, but I don’t taste good!
  • NH: I am a wolf, not a dog. I don’t belong here! Let me out you stupid humans!
  • (Meanwhile outside Rack’s house. Rack is carrying a package down the street. US walks by in a suit.)
  • Rack: Hello lady I never met before who isn’t mayor!
  • US: Hello good sir. I would love to chat but I’m late for my business meeting.
  • Rack: Okie dokie.
  • (Rack walks into his house and opens the package. He reads the cover.)
  • Rack: Robo Dog 7000.
  • (Rack takes it out of the box and puts the batteries in.)
  • Rack: I always wanted my own dog, and now I have a cheap metal and plastic imitation to fill the gap!
  • (Rack turns it on.)
  • Robo Dog: Ruff!
  • Rack: Hello doggie! Want to be pet?
  • (It growls and bites Rack’s finger.)
  • Rack: Ow! Bad doggie!
  • Robo Dog: Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff!!!
  • (It sparks and explodes. It’s head shoots out the window at high speed.)
  • Rack: Aw.
  • (Cut to US in a business meeting.)
  • US: As you can see from these charts, sales this year have…
  • (The robot heads smashes through the window and hits US on the head.)
  • US: Bring me my bacon, NOW!
  • (Cut back to Rack.)
  • Rack: Oh well. Since robot dogs don’t work for some reason, time to get a real one!... Why am I talking to myself?
  • (Later. Rack walks into the pet store as Rig is still talking to NH.)
  • Rig: …but I don’t think ice cream pie is really good unless it has tire sprinkles on it! What pie do you like?!
  • NH: I’d like you to shut up.
  • Rig: Oooo, never had that before.
  • (Meanwhile, Rack talks to an employee.)
  • Rack: I came here to get a puppy because robots hate me. Can you help?
  • Employee: What? Nevermind. Anyways, we have plenty of puppies over here! Come check them out!
  • (Rack approaches the pen and looks at the puppies. Rack picks up NH.)
  • NH: Put me down human!
  • Rack: Aw, this puppy is so adorable!
  • NH: I am a wolf! Not a dog!
  • Rack: What breed is he?
  • NH: I am a wolf!
  • Employee: I don’t know. We found him on the street talking to himself.
  • Rack: Aw, he’s so cute! I think I’ll take him!
  • NH: Me, live with you?! I’ll never live with this human!
  • (NH sees Rig’s face pressed against the gate with a creepy smile.)
  • NH: On second thought, I guess it can be worse.
  • (Rack pays the store and heads home with NH. He sets him down on the floor in his house.)
  • Rack: This is where I live! Now you live here too!
  • NH: But where are the bushes, and the trees, and the evil squirrels?
  • Rack: Silly, those aren’t here!
  • NH: I hate it!
  • Rack: Glad you love it!
  • NH: Ugh.
  • Rack: You wanna see the back yard?
  • NH: I could care less.
  • (Rack takes NH outside.)
  • Rack: Here it is, doggie.
  • NH: Wolf.
  • Rack: Have fun doing dog things! I’m gonna make me a sandwich!
  • (Rack leaves. Noise is heard in the bushes.)
  • NH: What’s that? If you’re a squirrel, get ready to be destroyed NH-style!
  • (NH looks into the bush and Rig pops out.)
  • Rig: Hi!
  • NH: Rig! What are you doing here?!
  • Rig: I saw you left with that human so I chewed my way out of the gate and hitchhiked a garbage truck over here so I can play with you!
  • NH: So I’m stuck with the human AND you? Hmm… you want to play a game, eh?
  • Rig: Yes!
  • NH: Okay. It’s called servant. You will be my Evil Intern of DOOM for life. You have to do whatever I say. Okay?
  • Rig: Okie Dokie!
  • Rack (from inside): Doggie, I got some kibble for you!
  • NH: Oh and another thing. Don’t let the humans find out about you. Now go hide in a dumpster or whatever you do in your free time.
  • Rig: Yay, play time!
  • (Rig runs off and NH heads inside. End flashback.)
  • NH: The end.
  • (US is snoring, and wakes up.)
  • US: Boring! That wasn’t scary!
  • Rack: Um, I think you got the episodes mixed up.
  • US: Huh?
  • Rack: Nothing.
  • NH: Well now that you know the story, leave me alone.
  • Rack: Okie dokie doggie!
  • NH: Wolf! The story even explained… nevermind.
  • Rig: Now it’s time for me to tell the story about how I learned to fly.
  • THE END
  • Rig: Oh, okay. Guess not.

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