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The third season 2 episode, and totally not a musical episode. Enjoy the earworms!

ScriptEdit

  • (People are in an audience, about to watch a musical. The curtain opens, revealing Rack, who is about to sing.)
  • Rack: There's nothing to do, nowhere to go.
  • Rack: No one for fun, I feel like I'm done.
  • Rack: I. Am. Bored. Oh my lord, I am bored.
  • Rack: I don't know what to do, and I. Feel. Blue.
  • Rack: What to do?
  • (Rack notices a picture of him, NH, US and Rig.)
  • Rack: Huh! This is what I should do! Go for a walk, or two.
  • Rack: To talk with doggie, US and........ Rig?
  • Rack: I shall go outside, so I don't die inside, and so I. Won't. Be. Bored.
  • (Rack walks outside.)
  • Rack: Man, I suck at this singing thing.
  • (US comes out.)
  • Rack: Hey US.
  • US: Hey Raclk. For some reason, I feel like singing.
  • Rack: Uh, okay..........
  • (US clears her throat.)
  • US: I hate many things. I hate spaghetti, and fans (Not you guys) (she winks), I despise suspenders, I detest airplanes, I loathe spatulas!
  • US: I resent spaghetti, I hate suspenders, airplanes, spatulas!
  • US: I. Hate. Spaghetti, suspenders, airplanes, spatulas! Oh, and did I mention suspenders?
  • Rack: Why do you hate that stuff?
  • US: Same reason chocolate and white chocolate are enemies.
  • Rack: Huh?
  • US: Anyway, I'm bored, so see ya. (She hums her song as she walks away)
  • Rack: Huh..... I should check up on doggie to see if he's okay.
  • (Rack walks to NH's lab.)
  • (Cut to NH. He is listening to a radio.)
  • NH: (Humming): Gah, another song stuck in my head! Why do songs have to be so catchy?!
  • NH: I hate catchy songs. They are awful, dreadful, atrocious.
  • NH: I detest them. They are painful, terrible, rotten.
  • NH: I despise them. They are unspeakable, deplorable, lamentable.
  • NH: I loathe them. They are pitiful, distressing, horrid.
  • NH: I want to destroy them. They are crappy, lousy, mediocre.
  • NH: I want to rid of them. They are incompetent and poor.
  • Rig: Hi NH! Did you use a "cinnamon" dictionary? Because, I love cinnamon!
  • NH: Uh........ (blushes) No, I didn't! You know my brain is smart enough to think of a song with no help.
  • Rig: Oh, 'cause I wanted to sing with you!
  • NH: No thanks........
  • (NH walks away.)
  • (Cut to Rack.)
  • Rack: Man, NH must be busy.
  • (Cut back to Rig.)
  • Rig: Oh well, I can sing a solo!
  • Rig: Why does there need to be famous peoples? Why does there need to be famous singers? I bet if I was the only singer, I'd be popular.
  • Rig: Other singers give me the pooties, yes, the pooties!
  • Rig: They give me the pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, poo- and, they're annoying.
  • (The curtains fall down, showing the crowd is appalled by the performance.)
  • US: I told you this would suck!
  • NH: Whose idea was this anyway?
  • (Rack raises his hand.)
  • US: Well, great job, Raclk! Now we're never gonna get a career in singing!
  • NH: Besides, this episode was too short.
  • Rig: I don't know guys, I think Rackleson did a perfect job on my song.
  • NH: Rig, shut up.
  • Rig: Okie dokie!
  • (Rig puts soap in her mouth.)
  • Rig: (muffled): Mm, bubbly!
  • Dep. Mayor: Yeah, I didn't even do anything in it!
  • Rack: Guys, calm down. I have an idea. How about we have an itter closing song?
  • US: Okay, but it better be the good kind of itter!
  • NH: You ruin my life every day, so why does it matter?
  • Rig: Yay! I get to sing again to the peoples!
  • Dep. Mayor: Fine, but I better get a solo in it!
  • Rack: Okay, let me write it up.
  • (Rack writes on his paper.)
  • (1 hour later. Most of the audience has left, with the rest remaining either sleeping or waiting impatiently for the next act.)
  • (The curtains finally open.)
  • Rack: Well, looks like it's that time again.
  • US: (questionably, reading script): According to Big Ben?
  • NH: It is that time again. The end.
  • Rig: And then say hi to some guy named Glen!
  • NH: (whispering): Rig!
  • All: It is that time again, oh, it is that time again, it is that time again, the end.
  • Rack: It's time to end this musical, and episode!
  • All: We apologize over how crappy the songs and episode are! We tried our best, but didn't work so well! Thank you for staying around, you're all great!
  • (The audience throw tomatoes at the five, and "boo" them.)
  • Man: This was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life!
  • Woman: It was so bad, all of my hair's gone!
  • People: We deem your musical a bust. So, go away, and rust.
  • (The audience leaves.)
  • US: (Pulling Rack by his ear): Let's go, Raclk. Me, NY and Riiiiiiiiiig are gonna teach you a lesson.
  • (Everyone leaves............ except the Dep. Mayor.)
  • Dep. Mayor: Huh......... I never get my chance. I'm always ignored. I wasn't even in the season finale and didn't get my own segment in Stories of Randomness. I'm never cared about. I never get my shot.
  • Dep. Mayor: I wish I got my chance. I didn't even get to dance.
  • Dep. Mayor: If only I got my own episode. It'd be the best episode of all!
  • Dep. Mayor: If only I was given a chance. Just once, just one time, give me a chance.
  • Dep. Mayor: I promise I'll be itter, not kitty litter.
  • Dep. Mayor: Just. Give. Me. A. Chance.
  • US: Bro, are you going to watch us torture Rack or not?
  • Dep. Mayor: Coming!
  • (The Dep. Mayor sighs, then leaves.)
  • THE END.

CreditsEdit

StarringEdit

WritingEdit

ThanksEdit

To New Heathera, Utter solitude and Rigbybestie1510 for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters.

SongsEdit

I Am BoredEdit

LyricsEdit

  • Rack: There's nothing to do, nowhere to go.
  • Rack: No one for fun, I feel like I'm done.
  • Rack: I. Am. Bored. Oh my lord, I am bored.
  • Rack: I don't know what to do, and I. Feel. Blue.
  • Rack: What to do?
  • (Rack notices a picture of him, NH, US and Rig.)
  • Rack: Huh! This is what I should do! Go for a walk, or two.
  • Rack: To talk with doggie, US and........ Rig?
  • Rack: I shall go outside, so I don't die inside, and so I. Won't. Be. Bored.

I Hate Many ThingsEdit

LyricsEdit

  • US: I hate many things. I hate spaghetti, and fans (Not you guys) (she winks), I despise suspenders, I detest airplanes, I loathe spatulas!
  • US: I resent spaghetti, I hate suspenders, airplanes, spatulas!
  • US: I. Hate. Spaghetti, suspenders, airplanes, spatulas! Oh, and did I mention suspenders?

I Hate Catchy SongsEdit

LyricsEdit

  • NH: I detest them. They are painful, terrible, rotten.
  • NH: I despise them. They are unspeakable, deplorable, lamentable.
  • NH: I loathe them. They are pitiful, distressing, horrid.
  • NH: I want to destroy them. They are crappy, lousy, mediocre.
  • NH: I want to rid of them. They are incompetent and poor.

Why Does There Need to be Famous Peoples?Edit

LyricsEdit

  • Rig: Why does there need to be famous peoples? Why does there need to be famous singers? I bet if I was the only singer, I'd be popular.
  • Rig: Other singers give me the pooties, yes, the pooties!
  • Rig: They give me the pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, pooties, poo- and, they're annoying.

Closing SongEdit

LyricsEdit

  • Rack: Well, looks like it's that time again.
  • US: (questionably, reading script): According to Big Ben?
  • NH: It is that time again. The end.
  • Rig: And then say hi to some guy named Glen!
  • NH: (whispering): Rig!
  • All: It is that time again, oh, it is that time again, it is that time again, the end.
  • Rack: It's time to end this musical, and episode!
  • All: We apologize over how crappy the songs and episode are! We tried our best, but didn't work so well! Thank you for staying around, you're all great!

Audience SongEdit

LyricsEdit

  • People: We deem your musical a bust. So, go away, and rust.

I Wish I Got My ChanceEdit

LyricsEdit

  • Dep. Mayor: I wish I got my chance. I didn't even get to dance.
  • Dep. Mayor: If only I got my own episode. It'd be the best episode of all!
  • Dep. Mayor: If only I was given a chance. Just once, just one time, give me a chance.
  • Dep. Mayor: I promise I'll be itter, not kitty litter.
  • Dep. Mayor: Just. Give. Me. A. Chance.

OtherEdit

Sorry if this episode seems rushed. I didn't have much time considering spending time with my family and etc.

Anyway, I hope you liked it! :D

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